OFFENSIVE: Santa And Mom

[brandondrury]

This is an offensive song. If you don't like offensive songs about the big Jesus birthday, don't listen.


Don't bother listing the engineering flaws. I mixed this song in 10 minutes. It needs a lot of help, but it will just have to get help next Christmas. I've got about 2 hours worth of gifts to wrap in 10 minutes.

Brandon

[Electriclight]

OFFENSIVE AS ADVERTISED !!!

It was a little short on imagery and long on f words, but you can't have everything!

[MilesWolf]

LOL... love it.... I'm lmao here... lol... should I vote for it though? You own the site and it wouldn't be fair if you won... hahaha... man... can I save this and play it for the guys at work or do you require royalties? lol

[VeroniqueC]

Haha! Next year after you've worked on it, you should enter it into the Mad Music Archive Christmas Contest.

[jdaug]

nice work brandon. im playing it for my wife right now. she approves. is that you singing?

[.tom]

sik siksik

[sherok]

Originally Posted by brandondrury

This is an offensive song. If you don't like offensive songs about the big Jesus birthday, don't listen.

Originally Posted by brandondrury

Don't bother listing the engineering flaws. I mixed this song in 10 minutes. It needs a lot of help... ..."Um...well, um, something most definantly needs a lot of help but it might not exactly be the song....? ....

...but it will just have to get help next Christmas. (Oh boy...what will the mind turn into by then, I can only imagine?) ) I've got about 2 hours worth of gifts to wrap in 10 minutes.
Brandon

OH BRANDON LOL.....YOU WICKED CHILD!!!.....LOL!!... SPANK! SPANK!

[DT Chris]

LOL, he he he heheheheheheheee.

If it makes you feel any better, Brandon, Dec. 25 isn't really Jesus' birthday. It's a date created by the early church to accomodate the Pagan celebrations in the same month, in a bid to make it easier for them to convert to Catholicism.

[izzme]

Context is everything!Was santa your dad in costume? if so very interesting! maybe your mom is a single mom and it was her boyfriend,all isn't always what it seems.so many possibilities. i got a new york kinda thing from it. as far as the engineering,"sob"i think my critical ear is on christmas vacation cause it sounded great!!!!!! what a showoff.oh yeah i forgot thats your job!

[brandondrury]

as far as the engineering,"sob"i think my critical ear is on christmas vacation cause it sounded great!!!!!! what a showoff.oh yeah i forgot thats your job!

I over did it on the highshelf boost on the 2bus. The vocals are too bright for my tastes. There is something weird basically everywhere in the song. Normally, I would work all of this stuff out. Let's just say that I know I halfassed this. Maybe three or four years ago I would have been proud of this.

No, this is not me singing. It's my girlfriend's little brother. Me vocals sound more like a cat that just got hit by a car. At least I get that same sick feeling when I hear my own voice. I can't remember pitch. It sucks.

OH BRANDON LOL.....YOU WICKED CHILD!!!.....LOL!!... SPANK! SPANK!

Ha ha. So much for Santa bringing me anything good next year!

It was a little short on imagery and long on f words, but you can't have everything!

It's not like we went out of our way to mimic Joe Pesci in Casino, but when the F word is in the main phrase of your pop song, there isn't much you can do about that. Maybe we could have alternated with synonyms (pounding, porking, etc).

Brandon