It dawned on me today that it is Halloween. Unfortunately, I've got my head stuck so deep into the orphus of work that I forget that the Earth keeps spinning. We watched the original Halloween tonight and there is nothing to get you into the Holiday spirit like watching a madman in a mask mutilate two teenage sinners. (Lesson: Keep it in your pants, junior).
Okay, so now that I'm the Holiday cheer, I wanted to throw out an idea.
Why don't we have a Thanksgiving Song contest?
The winner gets
The Expert Encyclopedia which you can see at
Amazon.
I have absolutely no way to really do a contest like this. NONE! While I love competing (and completely crushing people to death) I've always considered "competition" and music to be an illogical pair. The definition of music is "no competition"....or maybe it has something to do with sound.
So I have no idea how we'll get people to write a bunch of dumb (or not so dumb) Thanksgiving songs, but I want to give it a try for a few reasons.
- The stores were hitting aggresively hitting Christmas hard a few days ago. I love Christmas...BUT ONLY DURING CHRISTMAS TIME!!!!
- I can't think of one Thanksgiving song
- I already have a chorus...."Get fat....take it from the Indians"
- I like the idea that there will be retarded rock songs and in the same bunch will be serious songs. I want to be forced to choose between a REAL song and dumb piece of cock rock. I swear that we will solve this in some non-communist, non-dictator (boring) method.
So what do you guys think?
If you are in, I'm scheduling some sessions tomorrow!
Brandon