Home Recording Book - Title suggestions?

[brandondrury]

Of course you know whats in it, but let the read strike you.

I already know what I'll be thinking. 8 billion hours of work and all I got was this crappy t-shirt, I mean recording book.

I've love to either:
A) Have a really funny, saracastic title. The only problem with that is strangers who don't know me won't get the joke.

B) Have a robo controversial title that REALLY pisses off the big boys A LOT but excites the home recorder.

Burn Your Preamp and 10 Billion Other Ways To Make Great Home Recordings

I have no problem with big boy ridicule. In fact, most of them will support what I'm saying when they understand my message. I just need to really make it over the top.

Something like this:

Platinum Producers Raped Me: Mics, Preamps, and other Overated Recording Lies.
Real world solutions to home recording problems without the hype, deception, and sociopathic personalities.

Regardless of the route I take, I REFUSE to be conventional with the release of this book. This book will stand out from the crowd even if I don't put swastikas on the cover.

Brandon

[izzme]

Home Recording: The Last Guide You'll Need Till I Write The Next One!

[.tom]

700 Songs Later: What I Should Have Been Told About Home Recording

I like this one. I might try saying it more like this;


700 Songs Later: What I wish I'd Been Told About Home Recording


Or maybe;

I know what you're thinking bitch. Did i fire 6 shots or did I only fire five? -Confessions of an engineer from the Phil Spector Sessions


(I except royalty checks)

[StudioBellwood]

From Recording Review.com's Brandon Drury: Naked Home Recording

[0boyroy0@gmail.com]

Name your book THE AUDIO BIBLE!

[rorry]

Call it "The home studio book"

[scribe]

Mix Fix - The Right Way To Feed Your Recording Addiction

[brandondrury]

Mix Fix - The Right Way To Feed Your Recording Addiction

Going the drug route has it's merits, but I could never put my name on a book that had both "fix" and "mix" in the title.

Brandon

[scribe]

damn.... well, i guess 'fix it in the mix' is out too

[brandondrury]

Yeah, I have a section that focuses on why fixing it in the mix doesn't work!

Brandon