When White People Can Say Nigga

[brandondrury]

This thread isn't what you think it's going to be.

I highly recommend everyone who is so inclined to check out the latest Chris Rock standup thing. I saw it on HBO last night. While it started out a little slow, once he got going it ended up being completely badass.

One of his segments was the title of this thread and it was one of the funniest things I had ever seen. The only thing that would have made it funnier is if I would have been with my one black friend. (No, I don't wave a Rebel flag. I just live in a town that sounds like John Cougar Melloncamp song.)

Brandon

[Weekend Squire]

Remember the SNL when Eddie Murphy was playing Stevie Wonder, and Joe Piscapo was playing Frank Sinatra? They were around the piano singing 'Ebony & Ivory'......"and you're my bro, neeeeeegro".....HILARIOUS!!!!

[irawan gani]

yes i watched it but i am sorry brandon... its hilarious from beginning to the end.

my fav line:

short person to a tall person: 'i hope Bin Laden flies an airplane on your lips'.

[Metaltyme]

Chris Rock is so hilarious. When I was like, I don't know, 10 years old...I managed to sneak some HBO or Showtime, or some such, and remember seeing Chris Rock cursin' his ass off. I'll never forget a traumatic skit he performed about how he wanted his girlfriend to let him know that she wanted him to go down on her. I was like "what!!!?" Basically, he'd impersonated his shy girlfriend, asking indirectly about what she wanted him to do for her. Each time, he would revert back to his own character and say, "Nah...n-n-n-no, if you want me to do it, say to me, 'Babe, I would like it if you ate my pussy." She'd reply, NOOOO. I'm not gonna say it like that!" Then, in a normal, non-chalant tone, Chris would say, "Well, do you want me to eatcha pussy?" She'd reply, "Yeah, it'd be nice." Then he'd say, "then tell me then." She'd refuse. He'd then insist that she spell it out to him. This would go on for about 5 minutes, then finally she says it. Then, he'd say, "See Bebby, that wasn't so hard to do, was it?" I was traumatized. But I still laughed my ass off. Chris Rock's funny as shit.