What would you do?

[ryanoliver]

When I was 15 I had a bunch of friends over to spend the night, you know, stay up late, order pizza, watch "R" rated movies. Anyway, we had all passed out watching "Conan the Barbarian", well, atleast that's what my friend Andy thought. I was just about to nod off when I saw my friend rewind to the scene where Conan threw that nympho bitch into the fire and you see her ass. Well... he paused it on her ass and the next thing you know I hear that familiar "squish, squish" sound. I didn't want to embarass him so I didn't say anything. It took him like 20 minutes to finish which felt like 3 hours. Afterward he got up, went to the bathroom to clean up and returned...satisfied.

What would you have done?

[TonyB]

Uhhh, not told anyone about this story! I think I just upchucked my dinner!

[richiebee]

How old are you now?

[ryanoliver]

28. It's been a while.

[TonyB]

The scary part is: Why did that flashback come back into your head?

[ryanoliver]

I am haunted by this memory everytime I see Arnold Swartzeneger .

[TonyB]

Originally Posted by ryanoliver

I am haunted by this memory everytime I see Arnold Swartzeneger .

Well I can see why! It's worse than Vietnam flashbacks and I was never in 'Nam.

[richiebee]

I'd say just stop watching Arnold Schwarzenegger. That shouldn't be too hard now should it?

If you still know the guy (Andy that is, not Arny), revenge may be in order, though I wouldn't think its that big a loss to stop watching Schwarzenegger.

[ryanoliver]

I could have said "Dude, what the fuck are you doing?" But I panicked. If he had paused on Arnold's ass, it may have been a different story.

[crimson_713]

I'd have said it so loud that everyone else woke up and was like "What the fuck?"

It would totally freak me out, too, man. I don't know that I could ever keep quiet about something like that.

You just ruined Conan for me. Not that it matters, but still.