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07-10-2009, 11:47 AM
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 Straight Jokes?
I'm aware of at least 3 gay jokes. Never in my life have I heard a straight joke. I would like to hear a straight joke. Does anyone know where I can find this? Brandon
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07-10-2009, 12:29 PM
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Oh, wait, they're true stories.  
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07-10-2009, 01:42 PM
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I only know a few really lame ones. How is a straight guy like tofu? Squishy, unattractive and no taste. What do you get when you cross a straight man and a straight woman? Three kids, a mistress and two divorce lawyers. If straight women who hang out with gay men are called fag hags and straight men who hang out with gay men are fruit flies, then what are straight men who hang out with lesbians called? Voyeurs. Yeah I know they're weak but its normally the gay jokes that are funnier.
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07-10-2009, 02:21 PM
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07-10-2009, 02:23 PM
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 Here's One: Straight Jokes?
A pompous minister was seated next to garageband on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. garageband asked for a whiskey and soda, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips." garageband then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."
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07-10-2009, 09:52 PM
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Now we are talking! HA HA HA HAHAHAH Brandon
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