People are Sheep

[Brock]

I just have to say this:

I hate people....

I work in a grocery store, and it annoys the hell outta me how everyone is exactly the same....

They all do the same things, ask the same stupid questions, and behave like sheep....

Case in point:

You ever watch people buy bananas? Next time you're at the store, stand there and watch people for a couple minutes.... They're all the same.... It's bananas for christ's sake... You'd think they were picking out a diamond.

And why must they always drop shit all over the floor, and then look at it, and walk away?
You ever had to pick up a box of blueberries? It sucks....

And the old bastards at the checkout are all the same. They have never seen a credit card before, or the machine to swipe it either. It takes them 10 minutes to swipe a card thru a reader.

And don't even get me started on the old ladies who take 10 minutes to write out a check... Who the hell writes checks anymore....

But oh wait, it gets worse....

I think i have 7 cents... hold on dear..... let me dig all the way to china in my bag.....

1......





2........



3....... oh wait, that was a nickel....


3........


4.........


5........


(snoring)


6........



(smith and wesson being loaded)


7.....

Have a nice day, you purple haired fuck.

[richiebee]

Sounds like you spend too much time at the supermarket.

I try to spend as little time as I can at the supermarket, which is sometimes hard cos all the fucking old retired people choose the same tiny pocket of free time that I have to do their shopping.

The only other thing that really pisses me off in supermarkets, is the people on their cellphones.

[kyle barton]

Originally Posted by Brock

6........



(smith and wesson being loaded)


7.....

Have a nice day, you purple haired fuck.

HAHAHAHHA!
i heard on CNN this morning, that today (the 3rd monday after new years) is officially the most depressing day of the year. you have both proved this to be true and cheered me up at the same time.

too funny.

[brandondrury]

Ha! There's nothing like true, unbridled fury. I love it!

[Andrew07]

haha nice post. i worked as a bag boy for two years

[Dann 1 Burk]

Originally Posted by Brock

I just have to say this:

I hate people....

I work in a grocery store, and it annoys the hell outta me how everyone is exactly the same....

They all do the same things, ask the same stupid questions, and behave like sheep....

Case in point:

You ever watch people buy bananas? Next time you're at the store, stand there and watch people for a couple minutes.... They're all the same.... It's bananas for christ's sake... You'd think they were picking out a diamond.

And why must they always drop shit all over the floor, and then look at it, and walk away?
You ever had to pick up a box of blueberries? It sucks....

And the old bastards at the checkout are all the same. They have never seen a credit card before, or the machine to swipe it either. It takes them 10 minutes to swipe a card thru a reader.

And don't even get me started on the old ladies who take 10 minutes to write out a check... Who the hell writes checks anymore....

But oh wait, it gets worse....

I think i have 7 cents... hold on dear..... let me dig all the way to china in my bag.....

1......





2........



3....... oh wait, that was a nickel....


3........


4.........


5........


(snoring)


6........



(smith and wesson being loaded)


7.....

Have a nice day, you purple haired fuck.

haha, nice dude

let me make a suggestion

GET A NEW JOB

[Adam]

I worked as a carry out / bag boy for about 2 months. From the sounds of it you can guess why I got out of there so fast. It was enough to make me never want a job again. Probably explains why I've been unemployed for about 2 years.