A New Intelligent Design Theory

[brandondrury]

It appears that a new movement is stretching across the country and it could just turn the eveolution vs creation argument upside down.

Open Letter To Kansas School Board at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Brandon

[thesilentdrummer]

HAHAH! Brilliant. Absolutely hilarious. The graph really gets me.

[.tom]

aahhh, the devine one. Don't tell me you've not heard of "him" ???

[brandondrury]

I don't think it gets any better than this:



Brandon

[thesilentdrummer]

I like this.
or this.
or this.

[.tom]

ok, i see a flaw in this man's interpretation of the FSM. he claims every friday is a religious holiday! absolute garbage! FSM clearly calls for every monday to be a religious holiday! this man, is henderson even his real name? I shall start a church called the nu FSM ministries and spread the real truth!

[String7th]

I read the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and it's got some really good stuff. I love the story of how the FSM created the firmament, beer volcano, earth, then got all stupid drunk and created man.

My friends and I used to celebrate Pastafarian Fridays. Where I would cook spaghetti and we drink expensive beer all night.

[izzme]

Carl Sagan answered the intelligent design question very elegantly. If you take a billion monkeys,put them in a billion warehouses,with a billion typewriters and billions of sheets of papers for billions of years they will type the bible and the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster for good measure!!! i think he put so simply that you couldn't make it any clearer!!! if we had the time i'm sure we could prove it!!!

[izzme]

I forgot to include Carl's postulate. If you have enough time to monkey around with something,anythings possible. We should all be able to relate to that!

[MetalDave]

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a hoot--I recommend THAT book easily--but this book is a waste of money. Seriously. I'm sorry, but even The FSM wanted to smack this author with his noodly appendage.