My Jamie Lee Curtis / Jennifer Connolly Delima

[brandondrury]

Warning: If boob talk offends you, and the title didn't give it away, you may want to hit the back button.

Here's my problem. I can't figure out which is more "weird".

We watched Labyrinth the other day. Of course, my offense joke was talking about Jennifer Connolly's rack the entire time. It was "weird" because she's like 13 in that movie. Of course, I wasn't really talking about her rack in that movie, I was talking about her rack in her future, above 18, movies.

Today in the Halloween movie thread, we were discussing the orginal Halloween movie and maybe the possibility of seeing Jamie Lee Curtis's rack in it (which it appears that this benefit is shot down). It is "weird" talking about Jamie Lee Curtis' boobasaurus rex now because she his old crap.

So, basically in my situation, I'm stuck with some sort of Dolorean / alternate space-time continuum flux in the boobal stratosphere. It's Back to the Future Part 2, but my house has been taken over by black people and they put bars in the window. Only I don't know who's boobs are who.

Brandon

[Smidgelton]

I had similar debate a few weeks ago while watching Kirsten Dunst in Interview with the Vampire. My brother and I decided that, even though we were watching her play this role at 12 years old and talking about how much we wanted to bang her, it wasn't weird because we didn't want to bang the 12 year old Kirsten Dunst. We wanted to bang the 18 or older Kirsten Dunst. Just as you aren't referencing a 13 year old Jennifer Connelly rack or a 50 year old Jamie Lee Curtis rack.

[brandondrury]

it wasn't weird because we didn't want to bang the 12 year old Kirsten Dunst.

It wasn't just a little bit weird?

Brandon

[Smidgelton]

Well yeah. I guess the debate over "is it weird or is it not weird" has to spawn somehow.

[DT Chris]

All I know is I'd do Jennifer Connelly. Period. What else is there to say.

[Smidgelton]

Good Point.

[Charlie_M]

Originally Posted by brandondrury

Today in the Halloween movie thread, we were discussing the orginal Halloween movie and maybe the possibility of seeing Jamie Lee Curtis's rack in it (which it appears that this benefit is shot down). It is "weird" talking about Jamie Lee Curtis' boobasaurus rex now..........

Big tits on a skinny bird is a pretty rare treat. You wanna be sure and enjoy that even if it does require time travel. Besides, for all you know she might still have a nice rack. With her money she could afford to have a nice rack right up until the very end.