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Kenny G walks into an elevator and says, "Man, this place is HAPPENING!"
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08-27-2009, 04:39 AM
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I know that when yo need to explain a joke it isn't as funny. Maybe I am thick but I don't get it. Sorry. P.S. You can let it go over my head and not explain it. I don't mind.
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08-27-2009, 05:27 AM
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Q: Why do they call it "free jazz"? A: Because nobody'd pay to listen to it.
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08-27-2009, 12:14 PM
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What's the difference between a Blues band and a bull? The bull has the horns up front and the arsehole in the back.
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08-27-2009, 12:15 PM
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Q: What's the definition of 'perfect pitch?' A: When you toss an oboe into the toilet without hitting the rim.
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08-27-2009, 12:19 PM
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08-27-2009, 12:25 PM
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Thanks TonyB.  I am slow but I get there eventually or at least that is what I tell my recording clients
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08-27-2009, 12:30 PM
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Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door? A: The knocking gets slower. Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door? A: The knocking gets faster.
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