How to throw a fart

[ryanoliver]

Since the beginning of time man has been perfecting the art of throwing his farts. To deliver a fart directly to the nose of your victim you must be extremely quick to ensure the element of surprise as well as maintain potency. Fart throwing, or buttercupping, is best performed by cupping your hand using a tight fingered "C" shape. After releasing the gas into your hand, throw the fart directly into someone's face. I suggest using a hand to bare ass technique; farting through your pants diminishes potency.

For quick and satisfactory results you can also try wafting AKA "the fart shovel". This tactic involves grabbing a throw pillow from the couch and using it to waft the odor in the general direction of your victim. I've had incredible success using this method.

Ofcourse, buttercupping and wafting will never be a substitute for the classic ATM maneuver. If someone falls asleep on your couch with their mouth open, you have to fart in it. That's just the rules.

[jjb]

I never realized this was such an art!

[ryanoliver]

You need the 3 "S's" for the perfect throw,

1. Surprise
2. Stealth
3. Stench

Only then can one truly be considered a fartist.

[irawan gani]

(childish giggle of the day)