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Old 08-08-2009, 10:21 PM
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Default Favorite pick up lines

Me: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Girl: I have no idea.

Me: Just enough to break the ice. My name's Ryan, let's get naked.
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Old 08-10-2009, 11:52 AM
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"What a pretty outfit. It sure would look nice on my bedroom floor."

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All this could be yours for one low, low price!
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All this could be yours for one low, low price!
Man, you ARE cheap! Does she have teeth?
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Does she have teeth?
Hehehe. As long as her feet touch the ground when she's on the toilet.


This one is also one of my favourites:

"I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face."
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A friend of mine would just go with the direct route and ask them to go back to his place and screw.

He endured a lot of face slapping and drinks tossed in his face, but had a fairly high level of success. It didn't hurt that he was a good looking sob.
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It didn't hurt that he was a good looking sob.
Hence us ugly fuckers are left with stupid one liners!
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Mind holding ma pint while a go fer a shite.
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way dumb thread
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Do you **** on first dates?
Does your Dad own a Brewery?
can I feel your tits?
Will you show them to me?
Cos you've got a nice head
and you look pretty honest
this face will be leaving in a quarter an hour
I'd like you to be on it.
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