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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Thanks for that website harcha!Fell of the chair laughing at that one! 
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...that's funny.
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07-28-2009, 04:45 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
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07-28-2009, 04:59 PM
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Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa her smile. It happened when she saw Chuck naked. 
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07-28-2009, 05:00 PM
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Chuck Norris has fake tits. 
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07-28-2009, 05:00 PM
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Wilt Chamberlin claims to have slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday." Chuck Norris can impregnate women with only a glance. He can also do this to men.
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07-28-2009, 05:01 PM
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Chuck Norris’s rap career ended early when he found he couldn’t find a rhyme for “Duck." 
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