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Old 07-24-2009, 11:22 PM
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Ahah! Priceless is right. Later man.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Anyone else but me and metaltyme care to share one!?
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris can kick start a car.
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Chuck Norris is so bad-ass, that if you had $5, and Chuck Norris had $5, Chuck Norris would have more money than you.
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What a freaking animal! Chuck Norris doesn't have any doors in his house. He just has a bunch of walls everywhere that he simply walks through.
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If, by some weird space-time paradox, Chuck Norris were to ever fight himself, he'd win.
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