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Ok...I've seen tons of these (and new ones are still fabricated everyday). So, do you have an uber-killer Chuck Norris Joke!? Let it rip!  I'll start  Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies... ...he potato sacks them! 
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07-24-2009, 09:23 PM
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Let the chucking begin! Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
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07-24-2009, 10:03 PM
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Good one man! Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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07-24-2009, 10:08 PM
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07-24-2009, 10:20 PM
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Ah touche. Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts. [IMG]  Hosted by MySpaceAntics.com[/IMG]
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07-24-2009, 10:22 PM
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That was funny as CRAP! I love this thread already. Do you feel a bit lame that we're the only ones here though? 
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07-24-2009, 10:27 PM
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Here's one last one for the night. Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.  Congrats on being distinguished! +1 for listening to ziltoid. So am i!
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07-24-2009, 10:46 PM
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Oh you know when you do that didtinguished thing by putting it over the rep thing? Do it on Brandon's. Priceless...
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