COMEDY: Post your funny - crazy - drunk song that no one is supposed to hear!

[dberry001]

Hey dudes - I wanted to see if we could start a thread where you can post that song you did one night when you were either drunk as hell or just having a crazy time recording. (if there's already a place for this - sorry - pls point me to it)

Looking for funny stuff here. No real need to bash anything - just simply laugh at some good, wholesome, immature, funny ass tunes.

We've all done these and probably haven't let too many folks hear them. Now is your chance!

If you haven't done one yet - give it a GO! Nothing better than laughing your ass off while playing and recording!

So - let's see if we can get a whole series of tunes posted in this thread so there's a place to always go for a good laugh.

I'll start with this one. It's not that good - I warn you. I wrote it years and years ago as a jab at country music and what I found every country song to be about with the 3rd grade writing and all. You know - my dog - my truck - my wife - drinking - and so on... It's called B.U.Z.Z. So here goes.

Hope you join in. I'm sure you have much more funnier stuff than this one. I'll post more later on too. I can't wait to hear some of your funny ass tunes!

Thanks dudes! Let's have some fun!

[Haazy34]

Nicely done D.B. Everybody needs a BUZZem for a pillow! I would like to hear a remix with bagpipes, slide trombone section, maybe even a hambone!!
Great LYRICS!!!

[rockerdude]

Here is a 420 moment....Its called "water cooler".This was recorded at 4:20am with a mxl990 in the room for both vox and guitar.Two tracks of guitar and a synth I think.

This is my alter ego, Hugh Jardon.A deaf guy that likes to sing!

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[Haazy34]

That is awesome!!! Fantastic music & guitar. I assume Hugh has a flashing light click track, he's got great timing for a deaf guy. Perfect mixture of great music & Rosie Perez/hard of hearing, Nicely done!

[Haazy34]

Here is one that sounds pretty decent starting out, thanks to my buddy Gonadius, make sure you listen past the midway point...

[dberry001]

Originally Posted by rockerdude

Here is a 420 moment....
This is my alter ego, Hugh Jardon.A deaf guy that likes to sing!

rockerdude - that is freakin hilarious! the alter ego works well for you! I think we all get alter egos at 4:20 in the morning. Thanks for posting the tune.

[dberry001]

Originally Posted by Haazy34

Here is one that sounds pretty decent starting out

Haazy34 - I laugh hard at this every time I hear this. Next time we jam - we've got to finish this one.

You gotta love the line - 'Looks like she's hurtin when she's constantly squirtin'!!!!

[rockerdude]

Sounds like Posion doin "Babys got the shits".Bret needs a new hit.
That's funny dudes.....
Sterling Sound Studios

[fHumble fHingaz]

This is a tune my friends & I recorded a while ago... The lyrics were written from the point of view of a Sasquatch with media ambitions! Mostly recorded live in the studio together, although no chemicals (& only moderate amounts of alcohol) were involved... Mixed by a friend on a Roland VS 1680 - It's called Bigfoot Blues

[rockerdude]

Funk with a latin flava.....nice!FF sounding like Glen Fry.I'm cleaning my studio to this.
Nice playing guys.