[TAlderson]

On the subject of clothes, have you seen the new "pre-ripped" jeans? It's the new fad, and, get this- They COST MORE than regular jeans? Same goes for pre-scuffed polo shirts.

My theory: Some poor sweatshop worker fucked up on the sewing machine. Afetr beating him and enslaving his family, they had to decide what to do with the jeans. "Let's make a new fad!" said one intern. "Good idea!" said the CEO.

So, the CEO took the idea (the intern was paid off so that he wouldn't talk), and Voila! New Fad!

-Tyler