[Smidgelton]

I must be missing the point or reason behind this. Is there one? It sounds like complete insanity. If so, you've opened a floodgate. Soon other words just as innocent will become a threat to you. "Omlette", "asterik", "trapazoid", "juxtapose". Words like that and more are going to haunt you if you don't put an end to this madness.